Different Slants

Seeing the World from a New Angle

Expression of Depression…by Robert M. Katzman

Filed under: Depression and Hope,My Own Personal Hell — Bob at 9:46 am on Monday, February 18, 2013

By Robert M. Katzman © 2/17/12

 

Staring out my kitchen window

Black coffee’s steam wafting ‘round my

Sleepy coffee-colored eyes

I see the eastern sun rising

Shooting black shadows to the west

Silhouetting

A railroad crossing’s barriers

 

I hear birdsong

The same birdsong

Sometimes a red Cardinal flitting by

Always a couple and no more

Do their beating wings warm them?

Are they watching me, watching them?

 

I watch cars

Coming and going

Where are they going?

Where have they been?

What does it feel like

To have a reason

To move?

(Read on …)

Stand-Up Guys: An American Story……by Robert M. Katzman

Filed under: Depression and Hope,friendship & compassion,gritty Chicago stories,Humor,Love and Romance,Philosophy,Rage! — Bob at 10:43 am on Sunday, December 23, 2012

(Reprinted from the original publishing of this story, December 8, 2008, just before Christmas Eve 2012.  I hope it warms your hearts like warm brandy, just like it did mine when this frankly incredible story actually happened, four years ago. 

Yes, there are good people out there, and you never know when you will meet them, even on the darkest of days.  If anyone wants to post a comment, there ‘s a space to do that after the end of my tale.  I hope you do want to say something. Maybe you will tell someone else about it if they too need cheering up.  Right now, I believe a lot of people need cheering up. 

So, Merry Christmas.  Here’s my little story, set during a fierce blizzard in Chicago, four years ago. Every word you read happened, as in all my stories.)

 

Charlie Newman, a Jersey guy, will get all this immediately.  For him, I know I don’t have to spell it out.

But for all you other guys, well, it went down like this…

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Once a week, I go to this little place, a small cafe on the northwest side of Chicago–not the glamorous part–and join a rotating group of guys, and girls, to read my poetry and short stories at an “open mike” kind of place.  This venue, cleverly named: The Cafe, is so intimate that there actually isn’t any microphone.

People are quiet and respectful of the spoken word, and so no amplification is necessary.  It is a civilized two hours in our assorted lives, and the outside world doesn’t intrude in out efforts to communicate whatever is in our hearts or loins or whatever.  By around ten o’ clock, when we are done and go on our separate ways, there are hundreds of words scattered around the floor of the tiny stage, and Baki, the silent owner, sweeps them up.

Every week, one person is the “Feature” of the evening.  This means, instead of someone reading a few short pieces in seven minutes or so, one person has about twenty-five minutes to read a longer more complete work.  Some people have their poetry published by different small presses and they sell a few copies.

There are usually about a dozen people who show up to take part in this moment of culture, gradually, by the 8:30 PM starting time, sometimes a half a dozen more.  The place is so dimly lit, that if after a couple of beers, an affectionate couple decided to neck in a corner, near the bar, no one would notice.  Or if they did, well…that’s a kind of poetry, too.

Week after week, this gathering of diverse individuals occurs and the number of participants is always about the same, even though I believe I’ve seen perhaps fifty or sixty different faces that drop by on a particular night, over the time I’ve been coming to The Cafe. It’s kind of mysterious that the number stays the same, but things don’t have to make sense every single time you get involved with something.

Charlie Newman is the Master of Festivities and also reads his own stuff, but at a speed so fast, no one can be sure exactly what it was he was expressing.  Maybe he’s suggesting how fast life flies by and we better not miss it, but I’m just guessing that part.  Charlie does his bit, and then introduces the first poet, and after that, by some Byzantine method only known to him, decides who follows that person on stage.

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A Way To End Terror in America’s Schools…by Robert M. Katzman

Filed under: Children,Cops,Depression and Hope,friendship & compassion,Life & Death,Politics,Rage! — Bob at 9:27 am on Saturday, December 15, 2012

My name is Robert M. Katzman and I am a Chicago writer. Like everyone, I too was horrified by Friday’s school killings and that gave birth to a possible solution to the terror.  Not idealistic, but with practical multiple benefits.  Nothing means more to me than protecting our children from terror.  This is it:

Create a domestic service to protect every elementary, middle and high school. Call it the National School Guardian Force, NSGF, or whatever name people agree on.  That’s not important.  Hire only unemployed, honorably discharged, physically-fit veterans between 20-40 years old to cover two different entrances to all schools. Pay them a decent wage or salary. This will solve several problems all at once.

It will add a very good primary layer of protection to all schools. It will remove a very large number of vets from unemployment. They are already covered by veteran’s benefits medically and educationally. They already know how to handle weapons and hand-to-hand combat, or many of them will. But they aren’t paying any taxes if they are out of work.

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Chasing Normal…by Robert M. Katzman

Filed under: Children,Depression and Hope,friendship & compassion,Life & Death,Marriage and Family — Bob at 8:49 am on Sunday, November 25, 2012

 

© November 23, 2012

 

The turkey’s just okay

Mashed potatoes and gravy?

 Nothing special

Pumpkin pie—

I never liked pumpkin pie

With or without whipped cream

 

When no one’s looking

I steal a crispy wing

I can’t help myself

The only delicacy

Worth fighting for

In the room

 

People standing around talking

Holding glasses of wine

Flannel shirts abundant

Flickering candles on the table

The baby’s got cranberry sauce

All over his face

 

We avoid talking politics

We avoid talking religion

I’m the Jewish liberal

And everybody knows it

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Atonement Among the Christians…by Robert M. Katzman

Filed under: Cops,Depression and Hope,friendship & compassion,Jewish Themes,Marriage and Family,Travel — Bob at 12:57 pm on Wednesday, October 3, 2012

© by Robert M. Katzman  October 1, 2012

Choosing to be in a small town in Central Illinois over praying for forgiveness for my sins in a North Shore Chicago area synagogue on Yom Kippur, the holiest day in the Jewish calendar, is no simple decision.

God… may be watching.

Possibly…not approving.

The risk could be fatal.

But then, who knows?

When a person belongs to a group of people whose numbers worldwide consists of less than 2/10ths of 1% of the entire world’s population of seven billion or so, why worry about God noticing you, no matter what you do?

To give it context, there are twice as many Kurds as there are Jews.  Most people haven’t a clue and think there are 100 million of us roaming around the planet.  An actual number would be closer to fifteen million, or the populations of Arizona and North Carolina put together, not that they’d like that.

A more interesting combination would be Israel and Switzerland put together.  That would make the Swiss cheer, I bet.  Interestingly, on Wikipedia when I looked these numbers up, those two countries were next to each other (Switzerland # 96, Israel # 97).

Yom Kippur follows Rosh Hashanah, which translates to “head of the year’, or the Jewish New Year of 5773. The exact day moves around within September or October every year because of a different calendar.  Jews who don’t ever go to temple otherwise overwhelmingly do go on Yom Kippur because the psychic consequences are impossible to live with.  If there is a God and you don’t go, and he wants you to go, man…you could be in real trouble.  Why live with pressure like that?

Also, there is a part of the text that says on that day, it is determined for the coming year:

”Who will live and who will die; who will prosper and who will suffer; who will find happiness and who will be miserable; and this is my favorite part: “Who will die by fire, by drowning or be torn apart by wild beasts.”    

Observant Catholics have to worry about eternal damnation in hell when they eventually die.  Jews have to worry about lions and tigers and bears eating them within the next twelve months!  This explains why Jews invented psychiatry and possibly Valium.  In effect, God wants what he wants and are you in or are you out?

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If I’d Had the Chance, in 1914, to Warn My Grandfather When He was Coming to America…………by Robert M. Katzman

Filed under: Depression and Hope,friendship & compassion,Jewish Themes,Life & Death,My Own Personal Hell,Philosophy — Bob at 12:25 pm on Monday, August 27, 2012

© August 15, 2012

 

I’d tell him not to go to Whiting

Whiting, Indiana

The Furniture store where

Big Louie

My Great Uncle Louie

Gave him a job

Where he learned some English

Not much

 

I’d say:

Nathan from Minsk

Celia’s coming to Whiting

Coming from Poland

Louie’s little sister

A beautiful dark-eyed woman

Curvaceous and knowing

She will beguile you

Marry you

And the poison within her

Will flow

 

When she was thirteen

Her Grandfather Moses

Was killed in a 1914 

Anti-Jewish Pogrom

And the terror came to live

Deep within her

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