Wisconsin Stories: Damn Country Boys Can!…by Robert M. Katzman
Robert M. Katzman’s Amazing Story:  http://www.differentslants.com/?p=355
By Robert M. Katzman © February 1, 2013
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At Dead Man’s Curve
My hot rod swerved
All eighteen wheels sliding
But I twern’t afear’d
That rod was carved from a Model T
Kissed by Henry Ford
An’ afore that, a covered wagon
Racing west through the plains
Flaming arrows piercing the air
My pretty blonde grandma
Screaming and pumpin’ her Winchester
Because damn country people can!
We can hunt bear with an ax
An’ eagles with spears
An’ fish with a machine gun
Damn trout’ll never know what hit ‘em!