Different Slants

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What I Learned from Cruising

Filed under: Philosophy,Travel — Rick at 7:38 pm on Sunday, September 13, 2009

I just posted this on my new sailing blog Red Sky at Night and thought it might also be of interest here.  I am editing the vocabulary slightly for you landlubbers.  Cruising refers to living and traveling on board a boat for extended periods of time.

On October 25, 1975, my wife Mary and I, aged 24 and 25, set off down the Chicago River in a 22-foot sailboat named Shadow.  With a cruising kitty of $300, we set a goal of reaching Suriname in South America in six months.

In June, 1984, we returned to the United States on our 36-foot sailboat Volantis with $5,000 left in the kitty.  What happened in the intervening nine years?  Life.  Where did we go?  Not to Suriname.

What did we learn in nine years of sailing the Gulf Coast, the Bahamas, and the Caribbean?  Plenty:

You can make enough money to survive anywhere there are people.  Particularly outside the United States.  Survival means you have enough to eat and can keep the boat afloat.  It does not mean staying at expensive marinas or running up big bar bills.

Where there are no people (or while you are still in the US), you can still find enough to eat.  We caught and ate conch, cormorant and clams.  Lots of clams.  And there were still fish in the sea back then.  We also learned how to trade our labor on a shrimp boat for anything pulled up in the net – except shrimp.  We also learned that when a scallop boat has a small catch, they would rather give it away than bother to take it to market.

Once you get to the tropics, the only things you wear on a boat are long sleeved pajamas and sun block.  Both for the same reason.  You don’t need the fancy deck shoes or much of anything else.  You don’t need a water heater, it is already hot enough.

You do need anchors.  As many as you can scrounge up.  When the boat gets overloaded with anchors you can always find another cruiser who needs one.  You may not be able to afford insurance, but you can always find another anchor.

When you live on a small (substandard) boat, you learn not to accumulate “stuff”.  If you don’t know why you need it, it goes ashore.  Even taking out the garbage become a celebratory event.  Someone once gave us a tortilla press.  It was made of zinc plated iron and made wonderful tortillas.  We asked why he wanted to give it away.  He said it weighed 4 pounds and his boat was getting too low in the water.  Time to lighten ship.  We kept and used it for several years then passed it on to someone else when we got too low in the water.

Most people never go cruising but many people would like to.  They all have their reasons why they can’t.  But when they meet someone actually doing it, they get a vicarious pleasure from helping out.  Maybe you could use a lift to a grocery store.  Maybe you could tell them sailing stories while they buy you dinner.  You have a degree of celebrity status.  Share it by letting people become just a little bit involved.

In the US we were boat bums.  Outside the US we were adventurers.  We had credibility.  It was assumed that we could do anything we said we could do.  After all, we came across the ocean in our own little boat.  People offered us jobs.  On a couple of occasions, someone offered to start a business if we would stay and work for them.

The most important thing we learned was from a single hander who told us: “On the water, you always have your hand out – either to offer help or to accept it”.  I believe that is true off the water as well.

A Brief Word from the Missing Writer..by Robert M. Katzman

Filed under: Conspiracy Theories,Philosophy,Poetry & Prose,Robert Katzman's Stories — Bob at 8:52 am on Sunday, September 6, 2009

Robert M. Katzman   September 9, 2009

A reflective note from Bob Katzman to loyal readers of my non-fiction story blog, www.DifferentSlants.com:

Yeah, I lie on my bed in the dark (carefully, on my back) wondering which Deity I offended and what it will take to appease him/her.  My world is smaller now and filled with silence.  That part, the last part, is not entirely bad.  This morning I’m going to write my long delayed Part 6 of the 7-part Grand Central Station Conversation story about 22 hours in NYC.  It will appear soon.

Remarkably, people still go to read the other previously posted chapters 1 thru 5 on my blog, though I’ve posted nothing for nearly two months. While the story is about melancholy and disorientation as my once familiar past disappears, it is very real and human.  It’s entitled: Cursed by a Tribeca Fortune Teller

Now, with the slow-motion closing of my 20-year old Morton Grove, Illinois back-issue periodical store, Magazine Memories, the loss of my past seems to be accelerating.

My store closed for good last Monday, after 4 weeks of terrible labor removing 3,000 boxes and tons of lumber.  Last Saturday, August 29th, I fell suddenly from a ladder onto concrete and smashed my left side.  This morning, the hospital told me I fractured two ribs, besides other damage.

I am essentially ok, thanks to modern narcotics, but I have had my own little hell for the past week, or rather Hell 2.0.

So, I am trying to sort things out and figure out my future.

Part 6 of GCSC is a zig-zagging odyssey from the mid-town Jacob Javits Convention Center on the island’s West Side, through lower Manhattan in my quest to walk across the Brooklyn Bridge located near the Lower East Side, one more time.  Part 7 was written long ago because long stories need a strong ending, and when that part crystallized for me, I quickly wrote it down. It will be posted in a couple of weeks if my readers respond to my blog and conclude I’m not dead. Or not completely dead.

To pile on just a bit more to this bizarre moment of my physical, economic and mechanical life, my 1996 Dodge Caravan died in Buffalo Grove on Friday night. While I waited for rescue, a transformer on a power line blew up with a deafening bang, right in front on my eyes, and all the power to that area stopped. I guess I bring my shortage of luck with me, wherever I go.

As the sun went down, I waited and I shivered in my thin shirt. Fall came fast, this year.

When the truly eccentric AAA driver eventually showed up–two hours later!–we got to talking about our lives and when he dropped the car and me at my mechanic’s shop fifteen miles later, he refused my offering of a $5.00 tip, saying that my life was worse than his and he couldn’t take any money from me.  After hearing his sad story, this was an honor I could do without.

As he drove off in the dark, lights blinking, motor gunning, I stared at his red tail lights thinking to myself:

This, is why I don’t write fiction!  

About the writer and his other life in Skokie, Illinois:

Bob Katzman’s Magazine Museum: 100,000 periodicals back to 1576!
Wall of Rock: 50 years of cool Rock periodicals on display & for sale
4906 Oakton St. (8000 north and 4900 west) Skokie, Ill 60077
(847)677-9444 Mon-Fri: 10 am to 5 pm / Weekends: 10 am to 2 pm

Katzman’s Publishing Company site: www.FightingWordsPubco.com
Katzman’s online non-fiction stories: www.DifferentSlants.com

Poetry? For me, writing poetry is not an option.
It’s a response to emotion. Like cigarette smoke,
it’s fast-flowing, shapeless and with little time to capture it.
Writing poetry in an imperative. I say what I feel compelled to say.

I sell my five published books via mail order and accept major credit cards.
I don’t use PayPal. I just talk to people on the phone.
Fast, reliable service. Read my stories and see what you think.
I’m also available for hire to read my true Chicago stories to organizations
and answer all questions. I autograph my books when I sell them.

I am currently seeking an agent to do more readings.
Feel free to call me at the number above.

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