Different Slants

Seeing the World from a New Angle

One Hundred Kinds of Coffee and a Rusty Old Screw…by Robert M. Katzman

Filed under: Conspiracy Theories,Love and Romance,Philosophy — Bob at 8:47 pm on Sunday, July 29, 2012

© July 30, 2012

Everything’s connected.

A few days ago I was late to work, or the illusion of work at my unfrequented collectible store, and as I pulled out of my driveway, I  noticed my wife Joyce’s old Kia had a left rear tire pretty close to flat. Not a good thing.

So, on the way to my store I stopped at a nearby gas station where I knew the guy there well enough to ask for his help repairing her tire without immediate payment, because neither one of us knew what was the problem, yet.  He agreed, no problem, and I shot off to my retail Tomb.

I called Joy on the way and told her it was okay for her to drive there—right now!—get her tire repaired and not to worry about  paying for it. We don’t use credit cards and pay cash for whatever we need or must buy. Tough times in the Heartland.

I told her to drive slowly as possible and to be very careful making the few turns so the tire didn’t come off the steel rim, as it seem to be about to do. She agreed and left immediately to deal with it. Joyce is quite deferential to me on inconsequential matters.  Anything involving tools has never been her concern and is therefore suitable for men only, because we are, as all women know, barely one step above beasts.

After I opened my store, she called, told me what was wrong (a rusty screw in the tire) and that it cost $20 to fix. I called the station and assured the clerk there that I’d pay for the tire repair on the way home and he said he wasn’t concerned.

And that was that.

Seemingly.

(Read on …)

Chicago Wasp-Killer, MBA…by Robert M. Katzman

Robert M. Katzman’s Amazing Story: http://www.differentslants.com/?p=355

© June 26, 2012

This is a curious story about control, written at a time in America when few of us have control over anything. But also defiance, self-determination, art, science, isolation and confrontation.  When I was nine years old.

It is also about killing wasps. The kind of wasps with six legs, not that other kind. Why would anyone think that?

The time of this story is summer, 1959. The place, southern Wisconsin.

I was nine years old. I was not afraid of flying stinging wasps. And that made all the difference.

When I was nine, my parents packed me off to an overnight camp for the first time ever.  For two months. Maybe they thought I’d wander off in the woods and get eaten by something bigger than me. Most things were bigger than me. But I don’t think any experienced bear would find my skinny little body worth the trouble.

I was sick all the time from whatever weeds grew in the rural part of southern Wisconsin. There were no drugs in 1959. I want to think enduring the ragweed misery helped build my character, but there’s no evidence of that.

I didn’t want to be at that large camp with its mob of screaming children racing around and its tall athletic counselors who told us what to do, every-single-minute-of-the-day. Like my grammar school but worse. Around the clock supervision.

Two months to a nine-year-old was an eternity and just like that famous book about lethal children by William Golding, Lord of the Flies, published five years earlier, some situations bring out unexpected aspects of children’s personalities, like savagery or other characteristics. He was right.

(Read on …)

Friendship: The Sixth Essence…by Robert M. Katzman

Filed under: Friendship & Compassion,Philosophy — Bob at 10:00 am on Friday, February 24, 2012

February 23, 2012

(Written on a rush hour train, on the way to seeing my brain surgeon for the first time, eight years after my two operations. He was fine.)

Friendship
Requires
Paying attention

And:
Concern
Involvement
Exhilaration
Risk
Disappointment

Friendship
is an
Intertwining
of
Mutual
Passion & Pleasures:

Sports
Movies
Coffee

Standing on the corner,
Watching

Friends can be Married
Or not
Lovers can be Friends
Or not

Friendship
is the
“Other”
Possibility

Sharing
Sensuality
Without
Sexuality

Friendship
is
Heightened
Reality

Unspoken
Communication

(Read on …)

Women Are the Largest Minority!……..by Robert M. Katzman

By Robert M. Katzman © February,13 2012  (almost) Valentine’s Day

(Sme dates and numbers updated in December 2020, eight years later)

313,000,000 people in the United States.

159,000,000 are women.

50.9% ?

A minority?

Go figure.

Like there was an ovary lottery, the women won it and then the women lost everything else.

Mystifies me.  Maybe thousands of years ago, men had the armies and slaughtered each other, and then one day realized that women could make more people and the men became terrified.  No stopping them, the men must have realized, so…better watch them closely.  Keep them under control.

Eons later, the women still are.

Paid less than men, run a few national companies, have a small number of seats in the United States Congress, 93 out of 535 seats, or 17.4%.

Now that, is a minority.

Senators: (17 out of 100) : 12 Democrats and 5 Republicans

Representatives: (76 out of 435) — 48 Democrats and 28 Republicans

So, 60 of the 93 women are Democrats, or almost 65% of the 17.4%, or 11% of the entire Congress.

Numbers can be a lot of fun, especially to someone who failed algebra in June, 1965, not that I remember that poisonous moment or anything like that. Or the teacher’s name: Miss Eason. Or that I had to take it again.

My mother, Anne, if still alive would have been 99 today, the day before Valentine’s Day, which always annoyed her.

She was born in 1921, the year after women first were awarded the vote by Congress in 1920.  Given that she was born in Chicago under the steel umbrella of the Democratic Machine, it is likely my mother voted that year and every year after that in local elections the straight Democratic ticket, of course, decades before she was legally permitted to do so in 1942.  In Chicago politics, this would be considered a fine point of contention.

(Read on …)

1958: Chicago Grass-Cutting Story…by Robert M. Katzman

Robert M. Katzman’s Amazing Story:  http://www.differentslants.com/?p=355

© February 2, 2012  (Groundhog Day) 

(Note: An old friend reminded me about this story, unwittingly, since there were no other witnesses to the pivotal incident with my father.  I sometimes imagine my memory as a house with a million closets, each holding a moment, a girl, an emotion, a terror.  The doors all look the same.  I don’t know what’s behind them.  I wish I knew which doors not to open.
This story just fell out of one of those closets, all 1,153 words. I wrote all there was to say and not a word more.  Now that closet’s empty. I can turn out the light and shut the door. How many more doors will there be for me to open before my own light gets turned out? 
Funny what you can forget.) 

In the summer of ’58, my father told me to mow the lawn, front and back, at my house on 8616 S. Bennett, where  all the fruit trees were. We lived on the South Side of Chicago in a Jewish/Irish neighborhood.

My grandfather, Nathan, who came from Minsk, Belorussia in 1914, planted them.  He loved trees and kept a small Lemon tree as a “pet” in his house.

I would visit him when I was a child and I was amazed by the heavy, fragrant, grapefruit-sized lemons that his pet tree produced. When he grew too old to keep living in his large house and had to leave the, by then, really large tree that managed to fill most of his basement, he cried bitterly.  His three middle-aged children, including my mother, were shocked by this.  I later overheard them whispering to each other that they thought “he loved that damn Lemon tree” more than he loved them.

Jealous of a tree.

A hard thing for me to understand.  Adults were strange.

I had already learned that I was severely allergic to newly cut grass, a situation so unbelievable at a time when Dwight Eisenhower was president of the United States and allergies were still not well understood,  that my telling my father a story like that was too ridiculous for him to take seriously.

I was also allergic to all the fresh fruit growing in the back yard, but that was never a subject leading to conflict. But my gradually discovering, one by one: all the fruits, vegetables, pollens, animals, kinds of fabric and molds– exactly what I was unable to eat, or be near, was a nightmare.  It took years for me to learn them all.  And then, shockingly, that allergies can mutate. That something I could eat with no problem would one day become toxic to me.

People who are blessed without allergies won’t understand any of this.  How could they?

Knowing what I knew about newly cut grass, however, gave me good reason to resist my father’s insistent instructions, and resist I did, leading to a loud and threatening argument. He lost his temper and I took off down the block to 85th St. and then west toward Caldwell School, my red-brick public grammar school.

I could run like a son-of-a-bitch. My father couldn’t catch me.  I was certain of that.  In the summer of 1958 he was forty-five years old, an age which was considered pretty old back then.

We both kept running.

After three blocks, I began to worry that he might suffer a heart attack because of how far we had run and I was very concerned about him, even at eight years old.  I had a real conflict going on within me.

(Read on …)

On Understanding My Rabbit……..by Robert M. Katzman

Filed under: Existential Pets,Friendship & Compassion,Philosophy — Bob at 10:43 am on Thursday, January 26, 2012

© January 22, 2012 

To know a rabbit

Requires

Paying attention

to

Silence

*

I call

My rabbit:

Rabbit

To date

Rabbit

Has expressed

No other preference

*

When Rabbit is hungry

He looks at me

When Rabbit is frightened

He looks at me

When my Rabbit is happy to see me

He looks at me

*

Rabbit’s

Opaque

Shining black eyes

Expect me to understand

*

The consequences

of my

Misunderstanding

are

Permanent

*

Dry Timothy grass

Leafy Romaine lettuce

Raw whole carrots

and

Curious little pellets

Make up

Rabbit’s buffet

*

I line

Rabbit’s cage

With

Recycled

New York Times

Pages

Hoping to raise our

Relationship

To a

Higher plane

But Rabbit’s

Response

Has been disturbing

(Read on …)

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