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Grand Central Station Conversation (5)…by Robert M. Katzman

Filed under: Humor,Jewish Themes,Philosophy,Poetry & Prose,Robert Katzman's Opinions,Robert Katzman's Stories,Travel — Bob at 1:05 pm on Thursday, July 16, 2009

Part 5: Memories of Delicatessens Past

 

After a while, tiring of the bright lights, or rather, needing no excuse to be legitimately tired, I drifted around the outskirts of Times Square and quickly discovered the virtually instant transformation of being on the outside of that corporate theme park.  Dark streets.  Very, very, quiet.  Few people and the ones I saw kept some room between us when we passed, an attitude I endorsed.

 It was kind of a relief to just “be” and not feel so touristy.  It was more meditative and closer to wandering the side streets of any big city.  Which I know more than a little about, having this habit of exploring around big cities, for hours late at night, to better absorb the authentic feeling of the place with less distraction. 

 That observant and impressionistic wandering includes: Cologne and Frankfort, Germany; Paris, France; Bergen and Oslo, Norway; Toronto and Montreal, Canada; Cardiff, Wales; Sorrento and Naples, Italy; Tel Aviv and Elot, Israel, and in America: San Antonio, San Francisco, the vast Olympia National Park off the extreme west coast of Washington State (unplanned, because actually, I was lost), Denver, Miami, New Orleans, Seattle, Las Vegas, Peach Springs (an Indian reservation near the Grand Canyon), Mystic (Connecticut) and other places.

Virtually always alone, there is kind of serenity in seeing a “real city” sleeping.  When the stores close and the cars and buses—and even the commuter trains—cease running for the most part, the incessant electrical buzz that fills the air and makes the ground itself vibrate, stops. 

 No one is trying to sell me anything, and rarely did I ever run into evil looking characters who turned out to be drug dealers (only in Times Square, years ago).  Prostitution?  Well, in Europe it’s mostly in assigned districts and safer for women to stay there to find clients, instead of risking robbery and worse in the alleys.

I did discover a unique area in Paris, on a street called Rue de St. Denis, but that was so weird it was more like a circus, except in almost total darkness.  I realize that’s a sort of contradiction, but I guess you had to be there.

 In general, if you are looking for that, it will find you.  In my case, not seeking a buffet of diseases, I always kept walking and avoided eye contact with any slowly sashaying woman who wore really short tight skirts, strange wigs, clown-like eye make-up and six-inch heels.  If that descriptions fits your high school social studies teacher, well…good for you, man.

 Specific memories of far away places with strange sounding names?  Why am I telling you this in the middle of a New York City story?  Because when I walk, I weave stories in my head and then write them down later.  Sometimes, years later. So, in NYC, I know I would have been comparing and contrasting where I was…with where I’d already been.

 Paris: Stunningly beautiful, and dirty, too. Dog crap everywhere.

Bergen: Drunk, but very polite teenagers all over the streets on late Friday nights.

Israel: A fucking circus anytime, day or night.  People seem to be hyper-alive. 

Las Vegas: So artificial and cold, it was depressing and I will stay away.

Sorrento: The best food and the nicest people of anywhere I’ve ever been.

  So, after spending sufficient time in the silent outlying streets of Times Square, and watching the sun slowly rise and light up the shadowy streets and tall buildings inch by inch, I eventually ended up right outside the door of the Second Avenue Delicatessen, again, ready for an atypical American breakfast.  New Yorkers probably think that it’s their sun–a designer sun, of course–and only their sun and much too good a show for the rest of us common folk out on the prairies, but that’s ok. 

 I have avoided writing this part of the story and even wrote the ending sequence of this 22-hour adventure, before facing up to it.  People want their dreams.

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Grand Central Station Conversation (4)…by Robert M. Katzman

© July 2009 by Robert M. Katzman

 

Part 4: The Sparkling Cosmic Galaxy of Times Square (B)

 The middle of the night…in the middle of the light…as Times Square sizzles all around me.

 There’s an endless Dow Jones moving electric news strip, winding around the corner, black and white and moving too fast.  It’s talking about General Motors closing over one thousand dealerships, and also which horse won which race, someplace, both stories equally important, I guess.

 In the pulsating center of the vortex, I see giant signs for Chase Bank, Target, Budweiser, Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum (isn’t that an English thing?), Shrek, the musical, Ruby Tuesday Restaurant, The Hard Rock Café…..damn neon E-V-E-R-Y-W-H-E-R-E!!!….Red Lobster, Samsung advertising on a towering TV screen, The Amsterdam Theater now showing Mary Poppins!, Walgreen urging all of us to shop at their 64,000 locations nationwide.

 Cars and cabs screeching through the streets, even more giant screens advertising cameras, stocks, TV shows, Toys R Us, McDonald’s, JVC, NASDAQ, Bubba Gump Shrimp Company—and I’m thinking that they must sell a hell of a lot a shrimp to be advertising in Times Square…

 Then, amid all this sound and light, I hear, and then I see–a single Yellow Finch chirping while perched high above a traffic signal.  I watch it, fascinated.  A solitary and fragile bird, alone in twinkling chaos.

 Chevrolet has an enormous sign up too, but maybe not for long, and I see some cops lounging in front of a jewelry store, can’t recall its name, maybe Diamonds R  Us or something.  As I trudge past the storefront and glance over at the cops, I see the name plate on one of the guys reflecting the garish colors all around us.

Then I stop, and I look again.  O’Reilly?  No, it can’t be.  Thousands of cops here and I run into the same one twice, miles after the first encounter.  I look up at his face.  Damn! It’s the same guy.  I say his name, like a question:

 “O’ Reilly?”

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